Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...