Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...