Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...