Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...