Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...