Where is Jesus?
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Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...