To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...