Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...