Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...