I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...