The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...