Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...