Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...