Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...