His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...