Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!