The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...