Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...