Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...