Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...