Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...