Tickle Me Elmo
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The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
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Arkansas Governor Application
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A Blonde Astronaut
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There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...