A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...