Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...