Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...