OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...