Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...