What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...