Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Have you ever tried worm pie?
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An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Working in the garden
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Harpsichord jokes
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Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
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