Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...