Because they squeak!
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Internet highway blues
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Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...