Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...