Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...