The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...