Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.