Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked