Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...