Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...