No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...