End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.