What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Ethical software group
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...