Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...