Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...