Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...