Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.