Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....