Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...