A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...