Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...