Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...