Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...